The Picture - Volume 1496 - 9 December 2019

The Picture - Volume 1496 - 9 December 2019
Volume 1496
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  • Data:
    9 December 2019
  • Issue:
    Volume 1496
  • Language:
    English
  • Pages:
    72
  • Format:
    PDF
  • Size:
    35.9 Mb
For over 20 years, The Picture has been the average Aussie bloke’s first stop for funny local stories, jokes, stunning nude girls, bizarre photos, puzzles with swear words in them and advice columns written by strippers. A weekly magazine squarely aimed at anyone who has a sense of humour and likes looking at women without their clothes on, it’s always chock-a-block with the cream of Australian womanhood in all their naked glory.
Oh my Goth!
Jenna’s giant jugs send shivers up our spine
WE’LL say this about the goth look – it’s DEAD sexy! Arf arf arf!
Especially when it’s combined with huge and very PALE boobs like those of our new Pommy bestest mate Jenna Valentine.
We conducted a quick séance with her and here’s what she had to say.
We love your look, Jenna – spooky but very horny. Are you really a creature of the night?
“Oh wow, thank you! I’m actually the opposite. I wake up early and go to bed early. I love sleeping SO much. Sleeping is pretty goth, though, because you’re temporarily dead for eight to ten hours at a time.”
Goth enough for us. Have you ever had sex in a graveyard?
“Yes, many years ago when I was a bad teenager and use to go to the graveyard with an ex-boyfriend. But that’s pretty much every teenage goth love story.”
Erm… if you say so! On to more LIFEAFFIRMING matters – what’s the best and worst thing about having such ENORMOUS knockers?
“Best – they make for amazing pillows! And they look amazing in corsets and waist clinchers. Worst – sometimes I accidentally knock things over with them, or worse, I run into people with them. I accidentally smacked a friend of mine in the face with one of them
once.”
Actually, we wouldn’t mind that…

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